Headline WTF: Baltimore Sun Edition

"Blind Date wins Pearl Necklace at Laurel Park." LUCKY!! To think most people only win a bashful fondling or unsatisfying awkward good night kiss from a blind date.

Confusing, not clever

Hmm, which memoir should I read next? Preferably one about family ties that involves some degree of ummm... what is that suffering-type feeling? ANGUISH. ONE ANGUISH MEMOIR PLEASE. Oh wait, you can choose! The times aptly used the same headline formula "A 's Memoir, A 's Anguish" twice in one day for books dealing with, respectively, a son's drug addiction and a mother's alcoholism. Whoopsieee.

spotted by Heather K. McGuinness.