Wednesday, August 19, 2009

if you need this article, you don't deserve to be on FB


When I first came upon this in my Google reader, I assumed it was a mistake. One of those things that you stumble upon but is actually really old. Because there is no way, in August 2009, you could, as a national news source, be writing a "how-to" on the single most used and popular social networking website on earth. But alas, "How To Use Facebook: 5 Tips for Better Social Networking" was indeed posted just yesterday, for anyone out there who is thrown into an anxiety death spiral when they sign up for the so-ubiquitous-its-almost-passe Facebook.

Needless to say, the individuals fitting that description are your increasingly deaf and world-weary grandparents and George Bush. My favorite "tip" is "Brighten Up Your Profile With Photos and Videos." What -- are we expecting the in-laws over for dinner? Who wrote this article, Martha Stewart? No, clearly not, because I'm sure even SHE learned how to use facebook circa 2006.

Also, it should be painfully noted that the most popular punctuation in this piece is the (completely unnecessary) quotation mark.

NYT, WTF.

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